I got this sent to me by an employee of mine. Thanks Beshi!!
Monthly Archives: January 2007
Dirty Jokes from Tortilla Man’s Inbox
Thanks Tortilla! Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A. They can both smell it, but can’t eat it. Q. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man’s sex life? A. Because women know if he’ll eat one of those, he’ll eat anything! Q. Why […]
4 years ago today…
…my Aunt Sofoula (Sophie) died. It was horrible. She was a very important part of my life and my mom and dad’s life, as she was here when my parents emigrated from Greece in 1967. Blog post about her dying
One way to get free rent and college…kill someone!
I am 100% against this. So this kid shoots and kills a man, goes to prison for 8 years, and gets to come out, have an apartment in Bay City paid for and has his schooling at Delta College paid for, FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS! I mean, why? Some people can’t afford to pay […]
The Polite Way to Pee
I love Little Johnny jokes. Thanks again, Tortilla! The Polite way to pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to […]
Fat Belly
I got this joke from my friend, Tortilla Man! A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son […]
Christmas 2006!
What a wonderful Christmas we had. It was so much more fun this year than it was last year, for Benjamin, and for Michelle and I. I can see how you start to regress in age and mentality when you have kids, as you start to get excited about setting up and playing with the […]
Some new photos to share!
I finally got a chance to put up some photos of what’s been going on the past few months. During the holidays, we had so much time at home, it was impossible to go back to work! Benjamin and I at Starbucks in Rochester. We were there to see the cool LED Christmas lights they […]
Touch Screens for Many Fingers
I haven’t posted anything about technology in quite some time, and I was chatting with my good friend, Norman, this morning, about “high-tech”, and he pointed me to something really cool!This kind of comes on the heels of the Apple iPhone that is getting released to the American public this June, through Cingular (big bummer […]
Boombox is solid!!!
This thing is awesome!!!! Read Story