Dark Side Greeting Cards………
I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
And now that you’ve come into my life…
(Inside card) – …I’ve changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life…
(Inside card) – …I never believed in Hell until I met you.
As the days go by, I think how lucky I am….
(Inside card) – …that you’re not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go….
(Inside card) – …will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably
need it again.
Someday I hope to marry…
(Inside card) – …someone other than you.
Happy Birthday! You look great for your age….
(Inside card) – …almost lifelike!
When we were together, you said you’d die for me…
(Inside card) – …now we’ve broken up, I think it’s time to keep your
We’ve been friends for a very long time…
(Inside card) – …what do you say we stop?
I’m so miserable without you…
(Inside card) – …It’s almost like you’re still here.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy….
(Inside card) – …Did you ever find out who the father was?
You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only
one life jacket…
(Inside card) – …I’d miss you terribly and think of you often.
Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday…
(Inside card) – …So we’re having you put to sleep.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
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Looking back over the years we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder…
(Inside card) – ..What was I thinking?
Congratulations on your wedding day!…
(Inside card) – .Too bad no one likes your husband.