A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? The
man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use
them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard
of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up
a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad
replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for
Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack
and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the
dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!"
exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for
married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."