Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it. Q. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life? A. Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything! Q. Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle? A. She knows she's given her last blow job. Q. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. Q. What is the definition of "making love"? A. Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her. Q. Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? A. Yeah...now he has no ears.