I can’t believe this. I’m having an adult (at least I think it’s an educated adult I’m talking to) conversation with my friend from high school. I’ll leave his name out to save him embarrassment.
My friend:
I’ll take it off your bill! Your in BYATCH!!!
Me:
And it’s “you’re” in.
My friend:
Nope, what country did you grow up in?
Me:
Are you retarded? When you say “your in”, that means my “in” is ???
When I say “you’re in”, I am saying “you are in”.
Where did you go to college? Oh right…. Geeeez.
My friend:
I believe you are the retarded one. You should learn to speak English like the rest of the country!