Thanks to Mike’s wife for this:
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So…. you’re a
That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s
nothing left , but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
Flattered, the man replies, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
this must be a sign from God!”
The woman continues, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police….”
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are evil.
Don’t mess with us!