Thanks, Ike, for this fun one:
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes
Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has
the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan.
The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde
for using a $110,000 Mercedes Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
The blonde replies,”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
Finally, a smart blonde joke. .
Now that’s a damn good joke!!! Many urban-dwellers will appreciate the woman’s ingenuity on this one!