This is funny. Thanks, Pepe, for the good one!
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a multi-state project with auto makers where black box voice recorders were installed in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to understand the last 15 seconds of a fatal accident. The Board was surprised to find the recorded last words of drivers in 48 of the 50 states were all the same: "Oh, SHIT!" Only the states of Wisconsin and Minnesota were different, where the final words wer e: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."