40 things that only happen in movies
Another one sent over by Dan. This is great stuff!
These are funny:
When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
All grocery shopping involves the purchase of French loaves which will be placed in open brown paper bags (Caveat: when said bags break, only fruit will spill out).
If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.