Yesterday, I was finally able to find a Barack Obama T-Shirt that I promised my coworkers I’d wear if he won the election. There was a guy off of Mound Road and six mile. It’s a cool looking shirt, like a postage stamp with Nov 4, 2008 on it and 44th President on the bottom. It’s the silhouette of Barack that is in those “HOPE” posters. Anyway, I was talking to the guy, telling him that I am only buying the shirt because I’m patriotic and I support the new president elect. He then went on to say how Bush fucked things up the past 8 years and said: “Did you hear? Obama’s gonna create 5 million jobs with this “‘solar energy’ shit!”
Wow, “solar energy shit”. I wonder what that means exactly? Does it mean all alternative energy? I doubt it. Does it mean, specifically, that 5M people are going to be working in the desert, putting up solar panels? Man, that’s a LOT of people!
This would been a very fitting response on your part:
Dear Sir,
Your apparent political maturity, or shall I state the lack thereof, appears to be increasingly overabundant to the point where you are not even slightly or remotely aware of your own biased and dirty stance on the majority of the issues. Furthermore, may I suggest that the next opportunity which should arise to educate yourself on these matters, be taken advantage of to the fullest, by utilizing a specifically more advanced and slightly more aggressive method of listening and retaining that knowledge.
The Hawver Press